gayzio:

In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.

(Source: nothannibal)

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

transiently:

lost-in-ana:

metal-guru:

fr3aksh0ww:

mpregbert:

magikarpschoiceass:

mpregbert:

im so tired i could eat a horse

i identify as a horse and this offends me

i identify as offends and this horses me

I offend horses, identify me.

i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired

I think the main question here is why would you offend identified horses

I think the main question is how can a horse type?

i am done. 

(Source: egberts)

You girl, are the best. I am going to give this shit a try, we both wouldn’t cheat on each other so we are good n-n omgogmogm

hey guys, help me. this dude ok, we’ve been friends since we were 7. we grew up together, dug worms together, played in the woods together, went to school together, skipped school together, got high together, did drugs together. we’re both 18 now, and like, we like each other, do you think being with him will ruin our “friendship”, or make it stronger ? and what if this ends badly, i don’t want this to end badly, help. 

when i told my mum and dad i was into girls, they both didn’t give two fucks.

taekoyasuhiro:

friend ?????!?

fr iend!! !!!

im coming friend

im here i love u

(Source: mystia)

When you find out it’s Cora’s fucking fault.